I’m probably the nerdiest and cheesiest guy ever. Lemme explain. This female friend I have, yes nerds can have female friends, that’s not the joke. She sent me a picture of her with rainbow makeup on. Eye shadow, nails, the works. She looked fucking gorgeous. Without hesitation, I said “I will be the Mario to your Kart and ride you all the way to Rainbow Road.” One of my friends said I should have said “Mind if I go down and taste the rainbow?” Which one is better in your opinion.

I love your line better, by far! As a frequent rider of rainbow road I can appreciate that line!

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