I always thought my friends were pretty straight-laced but last week, I made a very minor reference to the big scene at the end of Hollow Girl, and my bff totally got it. Three times now we’ve touched our pussies together while reading your book, and just today we got off telling each other our lurid sexual experiences. I have a strong suspicion we’ll end up fucking soon, so I want to thank you in advance. You rule!

No fucking way! NO. FUCKING. WAYYYYY!!! This is the best advertisement for my book EVER! Can you ladies please, please send in a pic of this pussy bumping you speak of? I’m dying to see!

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